Andy: Hey, I'm a busy man. I don't have time to put together a website.

Matt: I'm a busy man, and I have a website.

Andy: Your website is boring.

Matt: Excuse me?

Andy: I'm sorry, but it's all congressional yakkety-yak!

Matt: Well, what were you going to put on yours? Pictures of the dog?

Andy: Don't listen to him, Hunter. He's just jealous of our bond.